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[A TV owl. Sure, why not.]

Why not that cow?

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she was really cute!!

we bonded

[thelasttsviet]

Oh.

Do you have a pet cow now?

[glitterateur]

oh no we released her into the wild

she's got laser vision so it's ok she can defend herself from bears and stuff

[thelasttsviet]

[There's a delay as Shelke processes this.]

You had a cow with magic powers so you let it go.

[glitterateur]

she wasn't magic she was like

a science mutant!!

[thelasttsviet]

[All the right words to get her attention there, Mabel.]

Hm.

How as she created?

[glitterateur]

a mudflap factory put a bunch of chemicals in a river I think??

[thelasttsviet]

Oh so it was an accident.

[glitterateur]

yeah probably!!

the Northwests are kinda rude but I don't think they'd make laser cows on purpose

[thelasttsviet]

I'm unfamiliar with that name.

Is the animal you wish to rescue from the zoo also a mutant?

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no I think it's just adorable

[thelasttsviet]

Would it be better with you?

[glitterateur]

well

I mean I have lots of other animals around it could play with and I'm also VERY good at snuggles

[thelasttsviet]

I don't know if it is a creature that cares about any of that.

I cannot find much about it online.

[glitterateur]

every creature cares about snuggles!!!

[thelasttsviet]

I don't.

[She's pretty sure anyway.]

[glitterateur]

what?!?!?

what about hugs??

[thelasttsviet]

Not really.

[glitterateur]

are you sure??

wait have you ever gotten a hug!?!?

[thelasttsviet]

Yes.

Many years ago.

[glitterateur]

that's your problem!!

you're super out of date with hugs

you gotta have a new one and a GOOD ONE stat!!

[thelasttsviet]

I don't see much point in it.

[glitterateur]

it makes you feel better if you're sad or even happier if you're already happy!

[thelasttsviet]

I'm not usually either of those things.