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[thelasttsviet]

You have reached Shelke Rui. Leave a message and I'll reply when I can.

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misfire (text)

[glitterateur]

okay guess what this is

[(1) image attached: mystery.jpg]

because it's totally not what you think it is!!

misfire (text)

[thelasttsviet]

[Shelke doesn't answer right away because A) Who is this stranger and B ) Why are they sending her pictures of a big fuzzy Jumping? Although she figured they probably weren't called that. So she did some research first because of course she did.]

A rabbit?

Re: misfire (text)

[glitterateur]

NO!!

it's a viscacha which is the best name for an animal ever??

visCACHA

I'm gonna get a couple. do you think I have to take them from the zoo??

misfire (text)

[thelasttsviet]

[Eh, she can roll with this...]

Are they native here? If not, captivity is the most likely source of one.

[glitterateur]

I think they're from south america???

which is pretty far away so yeah we're gonna have to break into the zoo

[thelasttsviet]

Why would you ask a stranger to break into a zoo?

[glitterateur]

[Stranger?? Mabel pauses and actually checks to see who she's been talking to this whole time.]

oh oops!!

sorry this was supposed to go to my brother

normally I don't ask strangers to break into places!!

[thelasttsviet]

You normally ask your brother to break into places.

[glitterateur]

well yeah!!

he's my partner in crime

[thelasttsviet]

Have you successfully stolen a lot of animals?

[glitterateur]

yeah!!

we stole a cow and an owl

[thelasttsviet]

Why?

[glitterateur]

the cow was gonna be eaten!!

and the owl was ours but was given away for some really complicated reasons so we were freeing him

[thelasttsviet]

That is what cows are for.

Did you successfully rescue your owl?

[glitterateur]

not this cow!!

and yeah we did!!

Owlfonso is in hollywood now and he's been in a couple commercials

[thelasttsviet]

[A TV owl. Sure, why not.]

Why not that cow?

[glitterateur]

she was really cute!!

we bonded

[thelasttsviet]

Oh.

Do you have a pet cow now?

[glitterateur]

oh no we released her into the wild

she's got laser vision so it's ok she can defend herself from bears and stuff

[thelasttsviet]

[There's a delay as Shelke processes this.]

You had a cow with magic powers so you let it go.

[glitterateur]

she wasn't magic she was like

a science mutant!!

[thelasttsviet]

[All the right words to get her attention there, Mabel.]

Hm.

How as she created?

[glitterateur]

a mudflap factory put a bunch of chemicals in a river I think??

[thelasttsviet]

Oh so it was an accident.

[glitterateur]

yeah probably!!

the Northwests are kinda rude but I don't think they'd make laser cows on purpose